Jeans

I was genuinely upset today to read this article about how my favourite shape of jean is not cool.

Ankle exposing, slightly tapered jeans are my life blood, they soothe my poor traumatised inner teen - who did her best teening through the all that naughties body image bullshit.

You couldn't buy non-stretch jeans for a long time. I cried in the Levis store

They evoke all the best retro for me - I feel kind of like a land girl or Baby from Dirty Dancing or an old woman who is riding a bike with a big basket to the market in a French coastal town.

And I shall continue to wear them until I am very old.

So help me god.

To hell with the fashion police.

Next they'll be telling me my Dali mask is not cool and seductive.